a task

Dear K-

I feel miserable inside and out. but you gave me a task...so here is the beginning.

1. I have long, slender fingers.
2. I have the annoying ability to remember everything that transpires when I am drunk. It is both a blessing and a curse.
3. Sometimes I can be fairly sociable.
4. I can drink whiskey neat...and I like it.
5. I have never stabbed someone or tried to stab someone.
6. I try to keep reasonably fit.
7. I appreciate a good cup of black coffee and greasy spoon diners.
8. Sometimes I eat fruit.
9. I don't eat meat.
10. I've never let myself be pigeonholed into a cliche appearance- when I get complacent with my routine I add something new and try to change everything I can.
11. I do not use computer lingo or shorthand unless I am being ironic. I find it cheap and disgraceful.

...that is all I can come up with at the moment.

-K